My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
- me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost
"why do black girls smack their lips and roll their necks all the time" idk why do white boys fuck their pets and shoot their classmates