• Parents: be yourself
  • Me: -is self-
  • Parents: wait no

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

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neptunain:

murder house wasn’t my fave but american horror story will never pull off a better plot twist than violet being dead for four episodes

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filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

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