me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via orgasm)

verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(Source: cozyqueen, via lvnne)

  • me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost

blackcreaturefromthelagoon:

"why do black girls smack their lips and roll their necks all the time" idk why do white boys fuck their pets and shoot their classmates

(via saucycase)